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Telekinetic Telepathic Technologism
Can Your Computer Read Your Mind?

Have you ever wondered why any bug or problem that you have with your computer seems to mysteriously disappear when you have a techie there with you to observe the strange behavior? This is not just a coincidence. It is because of the principle of TTT or Telekinetic Telepathic Technologism.

What Causes TTT?
TTT is the result of incredibly minute tolerances in the micro circuitry of your computer. When you deal with the microscopic distances in the silicon chips that run our computers, errors are not only normal, they are actually planned for in the operating system software. Whenever an error occurs, built in redundancy systems will automatically repeat the failed operation and keep trying until the correct process takes place without errors. This process may be repeated thousands of times until the chip works properly. We don't normally notice it because of the incredible speeds of electrons on these microscopic circuits.

Once you consider the electromagnetic forces and the extremely small tolerances in your computer system, it is easy to see how negative mental energies can influence and control these circuits, sometimes even causing them to fail. It is a well known fact that negative mental thoughts can affect not only computers, but also plants, animals, and relationships with sensitive individuals.

Generally, techies have a mental outlook that is usually much more calm, collected, and in "sync" with computer systems. This therefore explains how your computer, having given you fits all day long, works flawlessly when you show it to the techie. On a related note, it also explains why your 3 year old child can operate your VCR when you can't.

Does YOUR Computer Know What You're Thinking?
Try this simple test:

1.	Think of a number between 1 and 10.
2.	Double that number.
3.	Add 8 to the result.
4.	Divide that number by 2.
5.	And finally, subtract your original number from the result.
6.	Take that number, and think of the corresponding letter in the alphabet. (For example, 1=A, 2=B, etc.)
7.	Think of a country that starts with that letter.
8.	Think of the next letter in the alphabet.
9.	Think of an animal that starts with that letter.
10.	Think of the color of that animal.
11.	to see if the computer knows what you're thinking.

If your computer was aware of what you were thinking, you should follow these steps:

1.	Never lose your temper at or in the presence of your computer.
2.	Talk soothingly to your computer, especially when working with large files and spreadsheets.
3.	Never flame or send 'hate' email through your computer.
4.	Keep your computer clean and well cared for (It knows when it is dusty and unloved.)
5.	Think 'happy' thoughts and smile while you work.
6.	Play soft pleasant music and stay away from hard rock or rap.
7.	If something doesn't work properly, take out the manual, and actually read it to the computer. (The computer will then become in touch with itself and know how it should be working...)
8.	When you feel stress, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and hum the mantra, "IBMmmmmmmmm".

You will be surprised at how much better your computer will operate if you follow these simple and effective techniques.

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