| Spelling and Grammar Counts
Eye halve a spelling chequer,
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write,
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the error rite,
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it,
I'm shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
My chequer tolled me sew.
- Sores Unknown -
Although this poem is humorous, mistakes in word usage and
grammar on your web site are not funny at all. We do more then just run a spell
checker against your text. We do our best not to allow you to embarrass your company
with bad grammar, inappropriate use of words, or broken links.


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